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i get!!! to be!!!! miss martian!!! today!!!!!!!!!!


Mutant-101: How To Be A Smartass


2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:

Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.

i have essentially wasted two days arguing that if Darius the Great had died after a year on the throne, jesus would have been sacrificed to phonecian fire-gods and beyonce would have been appointed dictator of the americas by the chinese president

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"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

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i see this trend of giving bucky a little ponytail and i approve 10000%

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imagine bucky and natasha whispering behind steve’s back in russian, just little harmless things like “he’s cute when he’s angry” and “if you tell him he’s got a nice ass he’ll turn the color of your hair” so steve decides he’s gonna learn some russian so he can understand what they’re saying about him, but it has an unintended side effect. bucky mumbles in his sleep when he’s restless, sometimes english or spanish or japanese, but most often in russian. usually it’s a litany of “don’t make me don’t make me please stop don’t make me i don’t want to” but every now and then it’ll be something along the lines of “begging for your life won’t make a fucking difference to me” and steve can’t decide which is worse

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Bucky’s face here will forever be the worst thing in the world. He’s looking at Steve and he’s so proud of him but there’s also this look in his eyes that says "he doesn’t need me anymore, why would Captain America ever need Bucky Barnes" and it’s all over his face. But when you pay attention to Bucky in the crowd you can see him looking around and taking it all in, taking in the fact that people finally see Steve the way he has always seen him and I CANT TAKE IT ITS DISGUSTING HOW MUCH HE LOVES STEVE AND HAS ALWAYS APPRECIATED HIM AND NOW THE WORLD LOVES HIM AND HE’S OVERWHELMED BUT HE’S ALSO SO SO HAPPY OH MY GODDDDDD

i enjoy agony.

even if you don’t ship it it’s still agony

Or, alternatively, you know.  Bucky totally starts the cheer for Captain America, because that’s what friends do — but then, the cheering takes on a life of its own, doesn’t it?  And Bucky Barnes looks around, and see how his mouth tightens even more in the picture on the left side, middle row, when he realizes that is what it felt like for Steve all those times people were applauding him for rescuing his shrimpy little buddy who couldn’t save himself, right?  This is what it feels like to be the sidekick in the corner of the frame while the hero gets the attention, and they’ve been walking, right?  All night, thirty-five miles in the dark along dirt roads and forests after the escape, strenuous even if Bucky hadn’t been strapped to a table and left to die. Who is the one who is tired and dirty and ready to fall down off his feet and being held up only by willpower and refusal to embarrass himself?  And who is the one standing there easy and breathing comfortable in his warm leather jacket, and —

What’s the line Bucky says to Steve in the bar? “I’m invisible. I’m turning into you. It’s a horrible dream.”

This is the moment when Bucky first gets an idea that it’s going to be a horrible dream and that he isn’t a good enough person to just be happy for Steve. Everybody else in the crowd is happy.  Why can’t he be, too?  Was he always like this?  Or is this something HYDRA did to him?  

Bucky doesn’t know which is more frightening.

(Source: winterbrnes)